This is a day when we would like to take a minute and thank you for a year of creation and procreation like no other. Not that it has been the most creative; indeed there were other years like it. … Continue reading
Continued from the dialog in the left… As luck would have it – when the cabin lights went off so that people like myself, who had nothing to do could go to sleep – the avid reader to my right … Continue reading
We finally found a spot for the treadmill where it would be safe from the elements, and this comforting thought alone would stop our bodies from storing reassuring fat… Let’s eat!!!
As the story doesn’t go – I went to pick shoes for Tintin whose feet were no longer the same size following a bad landing during a basketball game… Of course there has to be a better to make a … Continue reading
Dear Class of 2011, I must say that I was quite surprised when the instructor called to ask if I would be willing to write the graduations speech this year. ‘To what do I owe the honor’, I asked. I … Continue reading
Dear Mr. Martin I cannot begin to express how relieved I was to read your public denouncement of your memory. Such honesty speaks wonders of your social skills, attesting to self awareness, trustworthiness, conscientiousness, critical thinking, courage, adaptability, confidence, integrity, … Continue reading
Dear Zachary, You’re probably surprised to hear from me. Seeing a Biblical Jewish name on the class roster caught my attention. I have to admit that when I found out that you were a dog I was tempted to back … Continue reading
You’ve been a resident in Shaked for 24 years One would think getting rid of you, would bring one to tears. However over time you’ve brought nothing but strife You don’t do your job, so now you get the knife. … Continue reading
“Please listen carefully and type the confirmation ID that the phone gives you:” When the dog barks, (or if someone knocks, …) When a bee stings, (or when my iPhone rings, or my timeline pings, …) When I’m feeling sad,(or … Continue reading
I have had quite some time to contemplate the empty house these past few days. During this time I have reflected on the obvious, the almost-obvious, the somewhat-obscure and the completely-incomprehensible. As I was sorting through these reflections I came … Continue reading
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Dark matter is the source of gravity that holds galaxies and clusters together. Its relationship to dark energy is explained by a surprisingly simple mathematical derivation: Let D be the factor of dark. If we multiply both sides of the … Continue reading
This is the correct spelling And these are the variations of it and others of our names
I wake again in our bedroom, vouchsafed another day, ‘Vouchsafed’ is a verb, or so it seems; that’s all I know of what it means. But if I guess I might be wrong, the story might become too long. Despite … Continue reading
Now that Suma is deep into mechanics and Yeela is into forms of government and how they came to be, it is for me to bring us all back to earth and talk about the ‘yom-yom’. I would have written … Continue reading
I have had quite some time to contemplate the empty house these past few days. During this time I have reflected on the obvious, the almost-obvious, the somewhat-obscure and the completely-incomprehensible. As I was sorting through these reflections I came … Continue reading
You don’t expect much from the airlines these days. All you really want is to get wherever you are going with dignity. At one end of the spectrum you find some airlines which have really ‘sucked it up’ and do … Continue reading
When I was first told that I would be going on an ‘analyst tour’ all that concerned me was the fact that I would be away from home for a few days. I didn’t stop to think what analysts really … Continue reading
Why is it that we have it engrained in our minds that if they tell us to come to a flight two hours ahead of time then that’s what we’re expected to do? I guess its part of our zealous … Continue reading