Or a Hanukkah Miracle…
Yearly Archives: 2016
Happy Birthdays and Holidays
Migrations 2016
President Elect
Piousness has Many Faces
Dressed to…
Happy New Year 2016 שנה טובה
Good Morning ויהי בוקר
Good Night ויהי ערב יום אחד
Application
Carbfest 2016 – אין לחם יאכלו עוגות
A summer in Israel worked wonders for the fat reserves of everyone involved. Unfortunately after being back in the US for two weeks and doing daily workouts, family carb intakes and BMIs were in freefall. Desperate times call for desperate measures so Imma invited her second cousin to an emergency baking marathon. Masters of dough and pastries, together they stocked the dwindled carbohydrates stock like never before. BMIs are expected to begin rising again within a day or two. Worst case they’ll add a bucket of hummus.
Oxymorons and other bad jokes
Priority luggage
Also in this category are ‘legroom’, ‘choice of meals’, ‘free to move about’, ‘catering the plane’, ‘friendly skies’, ‘water landing’, ‘arm [w]rest’…
Nutritional value of water
Everything but the kitchen sink
This is a corner case.
Ice [cube] maker
Makes one large cube of ice which cannot be dispensed, much like ‘shitting a brick’.
Kosher
Water bottle sold in Flint Michigan
Floor Samples
Food does not grow on trees
Health Benefits vs Taste Benefits
Just in Time
Paper and Plastic
Anomalies of Water אנומליות של מים
Toddlers cannot walk on water…
Baptism by water does not work for all religions. Grandma saved the girls, washed her shoes and dress while she was at it, and everyone lived to tell about it.
However Jerusalemites can swim, and go into deep water!
While those born and raised in Haifa venture no deeper than their kneecaps.
Not knowing which is better, their children just pose with the ocean in the background
One Fine Day on the Savannah בגבעת ברנר
August Pics
Freedom of Speach
A Corner Case in Social Studies
Men in Black
Lake, Sea, Sun and Fun
Evolution of the Desktop and Docking Station
Sunsets
Jerusalem Sunset View from א-תור
Sunset Blvd Tel Aviv שקיעה בחוף פרישמן